Friday, February 12, 2010

What Arnie Said

He said that he's taken his motorbike far & wide to locate a working cell phone tower. He'll ride to a place on a mountain, but it doesn't work. They tell him, "Climb that tree over there." But he climbs it, and it doesn't work. Someone else says, "Whenever we stand on that stump it always works." But it doesn't. He renewed his satellite phone plan, but the company is running out of money, so they disabled their satellite. World Vision brought in satellite equipment, but it doesn't reach where he lives. When he learned some friends would come to visit, he sent them a text with his grocery list. They never received the text, so all he had to serve them was pancakes and tuna. He was out to the city right after Christmas, but the internet was down. He asked that I bear this separation and inability to communicate as part of his ministry calling.

He said it is very very hot. But the rains have come, so the planting has begun. There was a big thunderstorm that knocked down one of his cashew trees. Thankfully it did not damage his house.

On Christmas Eve, he went with his neighbor way out in the bush because the neighbor wanted to find a cheap or free goat. They started out on a road with dim tire tracks which narrowed to a slight trail, and soon they were climbing the mountain with no trail at all. No vehicle had ever been to this place. Once, they came upon a beautiful waterfall with pool above and a pool below. There was a smooth rock at the top, and kids were sliding down it and running back to the top again and again. They stopped to watch for awhile, but didn't join them. He didn't have a camera. After more climbing, they arrived at the relative's house where they could butcher a goat. They also gathered some coconuts and went back home.

Christmas morning he had intended to sleep in for a change. But an early knock at the door woke him to a man needing his mother-in-law taken to the hospital. While he waited in town for her to get her medicine, Arnie went to pay his respects (literally) to the local govt. official. The official invited him to come eat breakfast--fried eggs, french fries, bread with real butter! pineapple, mango; a true feast. He said that butter is like gold. There is a substitute to be had, but it tastes and acts like plastic.

Later at home, a village leader came over and asked Arnie to come mediate a fight between himself and his wife. Arnie protested that that was the leader's brothers' job; he couldn't do that. But the man insisted, and when Arnie got to his house, the man confessed that he wasn't really in a fight; he just couldn't think of an appropriate way to invite Arnie for Christmas dinner. So on Christmas Day Arnie enjoyed goat with a special small-intestine rub, boiled of course, but seasoned nicely with onion and hot pepper.

Some guys had gotten a generator and projector to watch a movie then drink and dance the night away. Arnie went with some non-drinking friends to the festivities for awhile.

The Moz. country takes an official atheist/communist stance against Christmas and calls it "Family Day." Arnie said that most people call it Christmas anyway.

In VI Moz, there was some sadness because a very special family was going on furlough, probably not to return. They were having a going-away party.
But there has also been such an influx of new VI missionaries that Arnie said he doesn't know them all. They will be spreading out regionally, and some plan to settle fairly near him.

Arnie wrote about some of this on his blog, but I wanted to remember all the details by writing them myself.

oatmeal

I love eating oatmeal this way for a change:

Boil water and add salt. Stir in thick-cut oats and simmer uncovered until the water is mostly gone.
Scoop the oatmeal into your bowl and add a dab of butter, a spoon of jelly, and your favorite toasted nuts.

Stir them all together and enjoy a warm, comfortable breakfast.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

You Know You Have a Big Family When . . .

The grocery cashier says, "You must own a restaurant!" Then after thinking, "Or do you have a big family?"

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Green Missionaries

Are we tired of talking about the environment yet? I've been kicking this article around for weeks. I thought it might be redundant, since everybody's doing it. Then yesterday I kicked on the radio and there was Al Mohler, bringing it up again. It seemed like permission.

I have watched in amazement the past few years as the "Going Green" movement has gained momentum and chugged through our land. First it was just in yuppie places like Boulder and in big cities where waste disposal is a problem. Granted, there have been benefits, such as increased recycling availability. But then we had the global warming scare, and before long, school children everywhere were desperately coloring Save-The-Planet posters. Now, envrionmentalism is not a fringe worry; it's a full-blown agenda morphed into a full-blown stainless fad.

I'm old enough to remember Save the Whales campaigns and Earth Day pageantry. But I never had to color a poster at school. I didn't need to. I apprenticed under the daughters and sons of the Great Depression. (Use it up; wear it out; make do, or do without.) Then I got my degree on the mission field. My parents taught me well the Biblical stewardship we have of the earth. According to the Bible, Jesus Christ created, upholds and sustains the earth by the Word of His power. He has placed us as chief stewards to care for and use the things in it. As such, all creation awes us as it speaks of its Creator. Our job is to respectfully and joyfully use the resources He's provided, with thanks. My grandpa used to say, "I watch these trains race across the country spewing coal dust and smoke. You don't hear about that. But they try and make us old guys feel guilty about running a little lawn mower." Yes, there's some inconsistency. Thankfully, it is not up to us to save the planet. We're too small.

Nonetheless, when I was growing up, we never let the water run, we used cloth diapers, bathed in 1 inch of water, washed & reused every container, carpooled to school, gardened & canned, patched our clothes, turned off the lights when not in the room and ate leftovers. About the only "green" rule we didn't follow was the one about not having kids. But don't worry: We kept the square footage of our house down by sharing bedrooms and 1 bathroom. All that before it was stylish. My grandparents lived that way out of necessity; my parents were already in the habit; and then we moved to the mission field.

Let me tell you, missionaries are the true unsung pioneers in green living. When I hear all the chatter for solar panels and wind energy and frugality and recycling and the status symbol it's become, I laugh to myself. Do you know how long missionaries have been living off the grid, on purpose, as a way of life, without bragging, around the world? Since Christ's ascension! Part of our missions training in the 80s included learning how to take "army showers" and solar showers and setting up off-grid power and hiking instead of driving. In the real jungle, we took bucket showers and flushed with a bucket. In the African sahel, I brushed my teeth one night while a dear missionary lady watched over my shoulder to see if I used too much water. After all, her husband had to personally fill the reservoir above the house. These people could make a fortune teaching sustainability seminars.

When I went to my parents' for Thanksgiving, mom had a cheeky farm-girl magazine lying around. It was all about sewing, gardening, and doing all a girl can to save the planet chic-ly. I asked Mom if she was a subscriber. "No," she said, "I just got the free issue to see if I like it. But it's too green for me." Sez the Queen of Green.


Sadie washes ziploc bags in rural Nebraska
with her joyfully over-populated family. Though
they use grid-dependant computers and gas-guzzling
cars, they minimize their footprint by sharing
bedrooms and gardening. She recently started using
cloth pads, bumping her up to a few surplus
carbon credits she'd gladly trade for greenbacks.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

It's beginning to look a lot like pomegranates





This week we've been thankful for John the Revelator, for Aiden, for the Rocky Mountains, for the goodness of God, for apples, for our sewing machine, and for remote control cars. We watched the Hoboken Chicken Emergency, read Squanto part II, and brushed up on Psalm 100.

"Over the River & through the wood
Now Grandmother's cap I spy.
Hurrah for the fun!
Is the pudding done?
Hurrah for the pumpkin pie!"

Jared wonders, "Will Grandma make pudding?"
Jared also observes, "I haven't gotten to snuggle with anyone all day."





The twins had a discussion about "a long daddy spider" they saw in the kitchen,

which reminded us all of "A long-legged sailor with a long-legged wife."




Allie said, "My nose are running." And Jason had a 45- minute nosebleed that even a tampon couldn't handle. True fact!




Today Aiden, Taliah & I went to town for groceries & errands. The kids were shocked that Christmas decorations were everywhere. I learned that I cannot buy presents in their presence and expect them to say nothing later around the recipients, no matter how hard they try to be discreet.

We picked out pomegranates, my favorite Christmas fruit other than fresh & dried cranberries.

I overheard Aiden's remarks . . . "now that Mom figured out how to make cookies right." So here is the recipe. Somehow, these are delicious, though they technically have nothing in them (they're supposed to be dairy, egg & nut free).

Cranberry-Chocolate Drop Cookies
from the Food Allergy Mama website

Yield: 2 doz. cookies

1/2 cup dairy-free margarine (I use butter)
1 cup granulated sugar (I use sucanat in place of both sugars & reduce amnt to taste)
3/4 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup soy, rice or cow's milk
2 TB orange juice
1 teaspoon orange zest
1/4 cup unsweetenend applesauce
3 1/4 cups flour (I use whole wheat flour or Pamela's baking mix)
1 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon baking soda
1 cup chocolate chips
2 1/2 cups chopped fresh cranberries (I used whole dried cranberries)

Mix butter & sugar together until light & fluffy. Add milk, juice, zest & sauce & mix thoroughly.

In a separate medium bowl, combine flour, baking powder, salt & soda using a whisk. Add to butter mixture & blend well. Stir in chips & berries.

Bake in preheated 375F oven. Bake 12-15 min. or until lightly browned. Cool on baking sheets.

Virus-Killing Soup

Today I bought leeks, fennel and white wine to supplement the 20 cloves of garlic, fresh herbs, and frozen garden vegetables on hand to make this chicken soup. We have a 24-hour fever and upper respiratory going through the house; I'm sick of the germs. Yesterday I "Miss Haynied" all the light switches, door knobs and stair rails with hot vinegar water.

I got this recipe from the Sonlighters Club Forums:

One chicken
Appx 15-30 cloves of garlic, peeled & crushed
1 Tbs Salt
3-4 Thyme sprigs
Cayenne pepper
Rosemary
Fresh ground pepper

Place chickn & other ingredients in a soup pot & cover with water or chicken broth. Cook on stove top until chicken starts to fall apart. Remove from heat. Strain out chicken & stuff & set aside until cool enough to chop. Reserve broth for next step.

1 lg. onion (coarsely chopped)
1 fennel bulb (sliced thin)
1 leek (sliced thin)
4-6 stalks of celery (coarsely chopped)
large red pepper (chopped)
1/2 lb. carrots (chopped)
2 tbs. olive oil
1/2 cup good white wine
salt & pepper

Place oil in bottom of large pot & heat. Add onion, fennel, celery, pepper & leek & saute until onion is transparent. Add wine & simmer for 3-4 minutes. Cover the vegetables with chicken broth & simmer until veggies are just tender.

Green beans
Frozen peas
zucchini
(or cabbage, or any other veggies you like)
flat leaf parsley (chopped)
1-2 cans chopped tomatoes with juice
salt & pepper

Add these ingredients & simmer until everything is tender Add chopped chicken, salt & pepper to taste.

No virus can withstand this soup.

The next day add egg noodles & turn it into chicken noodle soup.

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Sunday October 18

This is the last daily saga. I didn't mention all the phone calls to experienced bison handlers or all the phone calls and personal visits to landowners. So far, 1 cow is still missing, last seen Thursday about sunset by yours truly. The other 3 are staying put. We had a normal church day today & painted the cutest fall trees in Wee Worship. They are for decorations for the church thanksgiving dinner. Taliah attended a birthday party. We attended a fundraiser for our neighbor's daughter whose body is racked with cancer. I begin my annual 40 days of Thanksgiving today. Each day I will be praying for Orphan Care around the world. With the kids I'll get out Thanksgiving decorations, read Thanksgiving stories, sing our favorite Thanksgiving & praise songs, bake stuff, make stuff, and fill out a calendar with Thankful things each day. Maybe we'll make our Thanksgiving tree again for the table. We try to do just one little activity per day, even if it's just reading a book.
I'm thankful for my neighbor, (whose oldest daughter is dying--in her 20s with a 5 year old boy) who reminded me that some day I'll be thankful for the permanent paint splotches on the new deck boards because my kids won't be around to do things like that anymore.